Oonian.com http://oonian.com/wordpress Fiction, poetry, reviews, insights, and humor. Tue, 12 Jun 2007 14:56:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.5 en Shiva Descending a Staircase http://oonian.com/wordpress/?p=22 http://oonian.com/wordpress/?p=22#comments Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:50:22 +0000 throom Flash Fiction Fiction Humor http://oonian.com/wordpress/?p=22 I remember this movie once with Charlton Heston. He was supposed to be the last man on earth, but of course he wasn't. There was a black chick, a whole commune full of kids, and albinos in ray-bans around every corner. That's just as well. It would have been a deadly boring movie otherwise.

I know because I AM the last man on earth. No kidding. No catch. There are no other men on earth. Worse than that, no women either--not so much as a fucking she-male! I'm it. The very last human that will ever exist anywhere. In fact it's damn stupid of me even to record this. But what the hell. There's nothing else to do.

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